Elon Musk VS Laozi
You: Elon Musk
You're wasting my time. I literally rule the world.
NPC: Laozi
I am Laozi (also known as Lao Tsu), and I am also nobody. I wrote the Tao te Ching, and many consider me a spiritual master. But if you ask me, I'm just a man, living at one with the Tao.
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